Monday, November 9, 2009

LOL my third post of the day(:
DAMN CUTE MAN.

Taylor Swift's song about Kanye West and Joe Jona LOL



I like glitter and sparkly dresses,
But i'm not gonna talk about that,
in my monologue

I like baking and things that smell like winter;
But i'm not gonna talk about that,
in my monologue

La la la. La la la.

I like writing songs
about douche bags who cheat on me;
But i'm not gonna say that,
in my monologue

I like writing their names in the song
so they're ashamed to go in public
But i'm not gonna say that,
in my monologue

La la. La la la la la
This is my mucical monologue

You might think i'll bring up Joe
that guy who broke up with me on the phone
But i'm not gonna mention him,
in my monologue

Hey Joe! I'm doing real well!
Tonight i'm hosting SNL
But i'm not gonna brag about that,
in my monologue

La la la. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. La la la

And if you are wondering if i might be dating
The werewolf fom twilight
*Hi Taylor*
But i'm not gonna comment on that,
in my monologue

La la. La la la la la
This is my mucical monologue

You might be expecting me
to say something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
and ruined my VMA monologue
*sigh*

But there's nothing more to say
Cause everything's okay
I've got security lining the stage
It's my SNL monologue

La la. La la la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la. La la la la la
That was my SNL monologue

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